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RotG-Legends: Shot by CupidHi I'm Jack Frost I was not always a guardain.In ,fact I never wanted to be on before.
The other Guardians are
Bunnymund-Easter Kangroo( lol I mean Bunny)
New Guardians were added
Phoenix( um I will *cough* like her even when she is fire and I'm ice literally)
and The Grim Reaper(which I really don't know why)
We are the Legends and we are the keepers
"Ha you are painting those eggs way to early,dude."
I say to Bunnymund who was painting Easter eggs in the middle of September.
"Never to ealry for painting eggs, mate."
"I know you are Easter bunny in all but come on!"
"Why don't you hang out with your girlfriend Phoenix."
"She is not my girlfriend."
"I'm not Cupid but I know you like her!"
"Can it Carrot breath."
And speaking of Cupid ,guess who came in?
"Jack aimer is beautiful thing."
wing boy speaks part French and half word I cann't understand from his mouth.
"All English please."
"Aimer means l
MAE'S GUIDE TO GROWING A WOMANLY MUSTACHE VOL1 CH2Once your mustachlings are nice and hatched, they will fall off of your face. DON’T WORRY, and please for the love all that is good and mustache, do NOT try and put them back on your face!!!
They are not ready yet!!!
It is appropriate to keep them in an incubator and feed them protein like shampoo and conditioner for the first five days of their lives. Be careful as to not feed them after midnight, for there is a 69 percent chance that they will turn into...into...
Yes… A client of mine couldn’t resist the cuteness of her little red mustaches and she now…has a beard… I had to do the only reasonable thing and fire her…out of a cannon.
Your small little mustachlings will be in assorted colors, from purple, to pink, to blonde, to green, but there will be one brown one. All alone in the corner. That is the classic stache, and it is your DUTY to wear it first. It’s part of your very own Starter Pack.
I apologize for such a short chapter
MAE'S GUIDE TO GROWING A WOMANLY MUSTACHE VOL1 CH1Introduction to the mustache…
Are you spunky, creative, and sometimes obsessively compulsive? Do you enjoy blanketing the skin above your lips with a nice, cozy blanket? Do you ever struggle, trying to cut out small, upper lip shaped blanket pieces? Well, worry no more!
I've spent years (4 weeks) on designing the best mustaches for you!! However, before you are able to fully enjoy the mustachasity of the mustache, you must first learn the basics.
To grow a womanly mustache, you must begin by lying flat on your back. Just take a few, short, frantic gasps of air and relax. Focus on nothing but growing the mustache. Close your eyes, and imagine those luxurious, warm, strips of mustache hair, and imagine them on your lips. Once you've had enough time to create an image of your perfect mustache, sit up. Then, take your index finger and the finger you use to flip slow street crossing old ladies off, and rub them on your upper lip. The bacteria from your fingertips will descend i
MAE'S GUIDE TO GROWING A WOMANLY MUSTACHE VOL1PROLOUGE
There has been a topic floating around for a long time that is rather…controversial. That is, the topic, of gender equality.
My name is Mae Johnson. I’m 23 years of age. I grew up in a small Michigan town known as NONYABUSINESS. I grew up surrounded by three brothers and one sister, whose names will not be mentioned. My parents, Lara and Albert, were a kind, peaceful folk. Upon having so many brothers, as well as a father, around me, I began to notice why gender equality was such a strong topic. After years of spending time with my brothers, as well as my dad, I found that they were each growing a small, furry line on their upper lips… Upon noticing this, I asked my father what they were… He told me, “It’s a mustache”
That experience right there is what sparked my interest in the mustache. That interest lay dormant in my mind until I realized that, my sister, my mother and I were unable to grow what every
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